From Twitter, now-ish.

lofidelityI am drinking an iced mocha something or other with two extra shots of espresso. MY BRAIN WILL HUM LIKE A TESLA COIL COCK SOON.

lofidelityNo. Fuck that. MY BRAIN IS A TESLA COIL COCK. I WILL FUCK YOUR BRAIN WITH MY MIND ENERGY TRANSMISSIONS OF LOVE.

lofidelity*BZZZTTTT* You like that don’t you! Say it! Don’t lie *BZZZTTTT* *BZZZTTTT* *BZZZTTTT* FEEL THE POWER. *BZZZTTTT*

lofidelityWhy, no, I don’t normally consume caffeine, why do you ask? *BZZZTTTT*

lofidelityOH LOOK! A picture of my TESLA COIL COCK. THIS IS WHERE THE LOVE COMES FROM http://tr.im/rC9p (Safe For Work, you pansies).

lofidelityEMBRACE THE TESLA COIL COCK! REJECT THE EVIL EDISON ELEPHANT FRYING VAGINA OF DOOM! http://tr.im/rCcB Topsy….noooo!!! (sfw again)

lofidelityoh god something popped in my head what is that leaking out of my ear not again no get back in there brain fluid