Two parts to this one. First one is from Tim.

Officer’s sex-with-cows charges dropped

MOUNT HOLLY — Animal cruelty charges have been dropped against a former Moorestown officer accused of performing sex acts with cows because bestiality is not a crime in the state.
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Judge James Morley ruled in Superior Court Wednesday that prosecutors did not present enough evidence to jurors that Robert Melia Jr.’s alleged sex acts tormented the animals on a Southampton farm. Melia was facing four charges of cruelty to animals, which is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison and a $15,000 fine.

However, Melia still faces charges of molesting three girls between 2000 and 2008 at his home on Cottage Avenue in Moorestown.

Melia’s former girlfriend, Heather Lewis, 33, of Stockton’s Bridge Road, Pemberton Township, faces similar charges involving the girls and also a boy.

And then we have this number from Mo Alexander and Jane Haze:

32068336-1

@moalexander with the least likely to vote obama guy. his tat says “f*** obama” too bad it didn’t come out…